Asian Adventure pt. 1
Chiang Mai is a northern City in Thailand about a 14 hour train ride from Bangkok. The great thing about this touristic destination is how you are able to kick it in a rather populated little city or quickly escape to the beautiful countryside. About 45 minutes outside of the city will bring you to some spectacular sights. Trekking in the countryside, I took these:
Man Fishing.
Waterfall.
Poisonous Spider.
The Place I slept that night.
Next morning, I trekked back to the city. The Thai certainly have an interersting culture the average "Farang"(foreigner) would not understand. The Buddist religion says to be good to all. There are many temples all over Thailand, in Chiang Mai they were thoughtful enough to have a temple with Wheelchair Access-
I hate how in certain Subway's they dont carry sweet peppers, and was not shocked to find them not available here, what did surprise me was the toppings that aren't offerred stateside-
Everyone knows about the Sex trade in Thailand. What was unaware to me was the competitiveness of it all. The only way to really get paid out here is to have special promotions. The guy in the pick-up had a good deal: TLB's half off- 
And of course like any city there is graffiti here as well:
those throw ups are so serious....
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The smart crew, jesus christ. A crew that offers just about everything....
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i thought all the man fishing happened in bangkok. learn something new everyday.
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Wow...that's sick. Keep posting pictures and updating us with your life over there. Did you get dengue fever yet?
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after the 4 hour trek i felt sick... i coudlnt eat and threw up... i thought i had like some crazy thai thing... luckily it was just my body angry at me for doing physical activity, something it is not used to.
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no boom boom.....no yum yum......??
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nothing left to subtract..
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cant be taken back..
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"play nothing man!!!!"
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“BRAINDROPPINGS”
By the everpresent “George Carlin”
P29-33
It’s your body: fearless fashions
* I like to look at tattoos on people; I think they’re cool. But I would never get one. I always thought it was a bad idea to let some guy draw a picture on me that’ll probably never come off. Ya know? I’m conservative on this one. Not only the thing never comes off, but it hurts to put it on, and you gotta pay the guy. Plus if you do wanna take it off, it hurts again, and you gotta pay the guy again.
Another reason not to get a tattoo is that a tattoo is positive identification. No one should ever do anything to help the police. In any way. Especially when you may be the object of their interest.
So I never got a tattoo. But I had some good ideas. I was gonna get dotted lines tattooed on all my joints, wherever I bend. With little instructions: “Fold here.” “Do not glue.”
I also thought about getting’ a necklace of hickeys.
Here’s one I almost went through with. I was gonna get my nipples tattooed as radio dials: “volume” and “tuning.” And the hair in the middle of my chest was gonna be the speaker. For stereo, I’d raise my arms. Armpit speakers!
I guess the most popular tattoo of all time is MOM. A lot of guys get MOM. No one ever gets POP. You know why? Cause you can’t read POP in the mirror. In a mirror. MOM comes out MOM. POP comes out “909.” What the fuck is that?
If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over it says “MoM.” Also, later on if you’re havin’ sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in the next room, when you finish up you can just lie on your back, draw your legs up to your chest and silently say, “WOW!”
Here’s another good one for the guys: at the top of your inner thigh, next to your groin, you put, “In case of emergency, pull handle.” Or get your penis tattooed to resemble a candy cane. Great for Christmas blow jobs. But be very careful not to let the tattoo guy bend your penis into a J shape.
Get the words, “tote bag” tattooed on your scrotum. Or “Bloomingdale’s” might be good. “Cartier” would be more appropriate; a little hairy pouch for your precious jewels.
How about a tattoo of the Three Stooges peering into your asshole? Or a serpent coming out? Or a nice tattoo of Madonna with her hand up your ass? Here’s a good one for right next to your asshole: “No gerbils!” Or, “Gerbils welcome.” Depending on what puts a smile on your face.
Here would be a great tattoo for right in the middle of your forehead: “I have colored ink in my skin!” Or, “Your message here. Fifty Cents.” How about, “Yeah, it’s a tattoo, you miserable prick! Suck my dick!” This will really keep you from having to deal with that bothersome job market.
And here’s a solution to an age old tattoo problem. If your girlfriend’s name, say, “Suzie,” is tattooed on your arm,
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damn george carlin is funny... whoever posted this is a genius and a moron for not putting in on the RIP george carlin blog... but the effort was def there...
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Sawasdee!(hi)...we r dths crew from chiang mai, Thailand... thanks for good graffiti but so sorry we never seen you.
ps. next time when you come back my city please contact me before we wanna make graffiti with you
respect!... sorry with wrong words ha!
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